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 Paul's Honours

Paul

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Cool dude ???

 

P.G.W. League Champion - Serie E & Serie N

P.G.W. League Runners up - Serie B & Serie C

Ken Bates Trophy Winner - Serie E

Coupe de Perry Groves Winner - Serie N

F A (to play for) Cup Winners - Serie D


 

 


A bit of an enigma is our Mr. Roberts, he used to be the top dog, (who can forget his steal of the title by two point's a few years back in Serie E and two runner-up places in the early years) however then he was crap for years. Wooden Spoon in Serie G and not one piece of Silverware since Serie E to Serie M. Truly the Huddesfield Town of our League. The just when we had written him off he came back to win Serie N... will the real manager please stand up!!

Is this down to his mind wandering elsewhere or the rest of us just getting better??? (We're getting better). After being the original Superpower of the league he now has won less Silverware than  anybody else, yes even Julian has won as many peices!!!

Seems to have got over his penchant for team names which were double entendres following the recent Kanuuuuuuuuu – gave up thinking of his own team name for Serie H and went with a chairman nominated tribute to his new wife. Yes that’s right the UN have been informed and women all around the world are wailing (NOT!!!!) now that Paul has finally settled down and got hitched to the lovely Bibi. Paul is understood to be writing a worst-seller book of his now unrequited chat up lines including such gems as: “that’ll be two pints of lager, a pint of bitter and your phone number please” or even “Back To Life?? I’ve got that on a tape in my room”. 

Used to be a drinker at the auction and regular attendee at social events. However recently he has taken to driving to the auction and not going out much, preferring to stay in and work out which “anniversary” to celebrate with Bibi next!!!! Oh yes and claim he is busy at work!!!


Stats

Perry Groves All Time Ranking -  6th (367.43 pts per season)

Championships Won - 2

Silverware won - 5 trophies

Highest score - 493 pts (Serie N)

Lowest score - 269 pts (Serie F)

 

 


Team Names

Serie O Idiot Boy 
Serie N Still ******** Clueless
Serie M Clueless
Serie L Kilburnian
Serie K Spam Fritters
Serie J Fray Bentos
Serie I Cornbeef Hash
Serie H Viva la Malvinas
Serie G Kanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Serie F The second coming
Serie E Gagging for it
Serie D Too polite to come first
Serie C It's all gone pear shaped
Serie B No Rocastle, not Roy Castle

 

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Last Update - 15 July 2008


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