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Perry
Groves is a cult hero at Arsenal, having spent six years at Highbury
between 1986 and 1992, winning two League titles and one League Cup.
He
has just released a new book, Walking in a Perry Groves World, which, as
Gunners fans have delighted in pointing out, is outselling Ashley Cole's
autobiography.
Groves,
now a sales representative for a company which produces playgrounds for
children, answered questions from users of the BBC Sport website -
including what he thinks about Cole, his literary rival.
PERRY
ON ARSENAL
How
did it feel, that wonderful night at Anfield in May 1989 when Arsenal beat
Liverpool 2-0 to win the title? And did anything else compare to that?
Nothing compared to that, no chance. If you'd written it, it'd have been
like Roy of the Rovers. We needed to win 2-0 and even we didn't think we
could do that. We thought we could beat them, but not by two goals, we
never dreamed it. It was brilliant doing it in the last minute because
there was no nervous time for them to come back.
Perry,
how many pints did you sink after that game?
People say don't get carried away with the highs or upset by the lows, but
that's rubbish - I reckon I was smashed for the next six weeks after that
game! We got back to London at four in the morning after the game and
they'd kept a nightclub open for us. We had an open-top bus tour on the
Sunday and then me, Paul Merson, Niall Quinn and Alan Smith said let's go
for it and we did - for about three or four days.
Was
it an honour to have the song "We all live in a Perry Groves
World" sang around Highbury?
They didn't sing it that much when I was there, it was more when I left!
But it's a massive honour because way better players than me haven't had a
song about them. It's mickey-taking in an affectionate way, but I'm well
chuffed. Apparently the fans did it in the Bernabeu while Arsenal were
playing Real Madrid last season - fantastic.
Did
you ever get the hair-dryer treatment from George Graham?
Yeah, all the time. Every game, every half-time. George was probably the
last of the old school, like a dictator manager. If you don't do it, you
don't play. He wasn't so much in your face, though it could be pretty
vicious, but he never lost it completely. He could dish it out, but it'd
always be in a calculating way.
Which
player from your generation would still be able to make it into today's
Arsenal team?
Any generation you're born into, you'd make it, know what I mean? For
instance, let's take Anders Limpar. He'd be fantastic to see in this team
at the moment. In 1990-91, when we only lost one game, he was outstanding,
phenomenal. He was the difference between us being a good side and a great
side - he made us a great one.
Who
were the best players you played with and against while at Arsenal?
Anders was the best I played with. You couldn't tell what foot he was best
with, know what I mean? He was equally good with both, I was equally bad
with both! Paul McGrath was the best I played against. You always thought
you had him, that you were away, but from somewhere he'd get a tackle in
and you'd think 'where the hell did he come from?' He was outstanding.
What
was it like in the Arsenal dressing-roon with the likes of Paul Merson and
Tony Adams? And do you see or hear from any of the old team?
Our big strength at that time was the team spirit, camaraderie and banter.
There were no airs or graces, everybody got it. We were very tight-knit,
it was us against the world. Now, we don't see much of each other, just at
Arsenal functions, things like that. We should do, but blokes are rubbish
at keeping in touch with each other aren't they?
Who
out of Thierry Henry and Ian Wright would you have rather played with?
Henry. For the reason that every now and again you get a special player in
an era and in this era that player is Henry. He's about as close as you'll
get to watching an artist on the football pitch. Wrighty was a brilliant
goalscorer, but all-round Henry's probably the better player. When Thierry
fancies it, he's awesome.
Did
you ever socialise with players from other clubs?
No way! If we were out and bumped into players from other club you might
have a drink with them, but not otherwise. It's like a normal job, I
guess. If you go out with your solicitors firm, it's rare you'd socialise
with another firm.
How
did it feel when the St Johns Ambulance people dropped you off a stretcher
at Highbury?
How did it feel? The only thing I felt was my face smashing into the dirt!
It wasn't a stretcher, it was a wheelchair and my arms were strapped in.
As they wheeled me round the corner the chair got stuck in the pitch and
as they were so old they didn't have the strength to stop me falling, so
they let me go, so my face hit the track. In the pouring rain, in front of
Liverpool fans. I was annoyed at the time, but looking back it's funny.
PERRY
ON THE BOOK
Perry,
I met you when you came to my school and did a skills class in
Finchingfield 13 years ago. Anyway, what is the motivation for your book
and how did it come about?
I was asked to do it by Blake Publishing, who specialise in cult
autobiographies. They saw a couple of websites that pay tribute to me -
taking the rip, but in a nice way, and thought why are so many people
interested in him? So they asked me to do a book and gave me freedom to do
what I want. Even if it doesn't sell, I've got a life story, haven't I?
Are
you pleased your autobiography is outselling Cashley Cole's?
I'm pleased and honoured. Mine's just a normal book about an average
player who didn't take himself so seriously. Cashley's is about someone
who thinks he's so important and has got so carried away with his success.
It's a good contrast to see a player who thought he was lucky to be where
he was and another player who thinks the club were lucky to have him.
Can
you believe the difference in attitude of players in your day and the
arrogant ones nowadays?
I think these guys deserve the money they get as long as they're humble
and show some humility. They should remember they're not getting more
money cos they're better than players of the 1970s, 80s or 90s, but
because of when they were born. They are wealthy young men and should
appreciate how lucky they are. It's not a job - it's a hobby, like Shane
Warne said the other day.
What
do you make of guys writing books when they are only 20-years-old?
Thing is, if you get this much money chucked at you, you're not gonna say
no are you? But if I was advising them, I'd tell them not to do one now,
maybe do it when you're 40 because you'll have a different perspective on
what's happening. At the moment, they always think they're right, you
think you're indestructible. I just don't think they're being advised very
well.
PERRY
ON HIS OTHER CLUBS
Having
played for the world's greatest team, Colchester, how does it feel to see
them doing so well now and do you ever get down to watch them play?
It's great to see, I always see Colchester and Arsenal as my two teams. If
they can stay in the Championship and George Williams - I know it's
Geraint, but I call him George - keeps them up, he should be manager of
the year. They've got no resources, no money, rubbish ground, but if they
stay up it'd be a phenomenal achievement.
Hi
Perry, I go to the football club you started at, Cornard Dynamoes. Do you
still remember everything about the ground and other stuff about the club?
We started at Cornard Recreation ground, which was a walk from my house.
Cornard was a little village but it's got bigger now. The best thing about
it was that we had four teams of the same age group and the rivalry was
very strong. I think the name has changed now, but that was a great little
club.
Perry,
we went to school together. How's it going mate? Do you remember a game we
played for Dynamoes under boss Mick Brown when we were told not to take
the ball into the opposition's half for 10 minutes, but we scored after 10
seconds?
Yep, 100%, spot on. Mick was fundamental in my career, he was the one who
wrote off to clubs to get me trials. He was maverick in his thinking back
then, he wanted us to keep the ball at all times and he even introduced
yoga - we were only 11! Great to hear from you, Trev. How's Kevin, your
brother? Hope things are going well. I remember going to see Trev when he
got a Saturday job in a clothes shop in Sudbury. We went round the back to
see him and he was fast asleep in amongst the trousers!
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